He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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