It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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