So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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