Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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