she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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