Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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