can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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