but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
