I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
