We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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