Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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