we have officially lost it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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