my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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