what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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