Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
