So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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