Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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