true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
