I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize