Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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