My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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