I faked an abortion last night.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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