I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Come on in and take your pants off
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