i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
