i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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