I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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