Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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