I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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