I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He passed out mid-signature
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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