She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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