I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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