But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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