The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
