Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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