shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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