Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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