brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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