Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize