the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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