The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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