How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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