I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
how drunk are you?
Several
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize