whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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