Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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