weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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