Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think my vagina is haunted
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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