Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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