...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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