She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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