Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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