well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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