a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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