Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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