READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize
