Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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