how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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