That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
tell me about the eggs
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