just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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