it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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