Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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