i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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